"Yeah, I better be," Pam muttered, watching while, on screen, she threw candy bars out, and didn't look exactly pleased to be doing so. There were worse things Michael could have made her do, but that didn't mean this wasn't completely ridiculous.

It wasn't long, though, before she turned to Karen in shock. Maybe it was because it had been so long since she'd seen him, but somehow, she wasn't expecting Michael to be quite this bad. "Oh, my god," she said, looking something close to horrified. "Please tell me he did not just call that poor woman 'Sugarboobs.'"